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🐷 Dink Smallwood – An adventure full of monsters, magic, and sarcasm.

Dink Smallwood is a classic action RPG from 1997, developed by Robinson Technologies and later released as freeware. The game is often called a ”Diablo-parody with humor and charm” — and for good reason. It combines a traditional RPG structure with a wink and a protagonist who’s just as happy fighting monsters as he is swatting flies with a sword.

You play as Dink, a young farmer reluctantly drawn into a quest to save the world after his village is invaded by evil forces. Along the way, you upgrade your abilities, collect spells, battle monsters, and meet… some very odd characters.


⚔️ A classic RPG with a twist

The gameplay is reminiscent of classic Zelda- and Diablo games:

  • Top-down 2D perspective
  • Real-time combat with swords and magic
  • Dialogue choices
  • Quests and exploration

What makes Dink Smallwood stand out is its consistently self‑aware tone and offbeat cast. It’s not a dark, epic saga — it’s quirky, funny, and surprisingly charming.


🌍 The world and style

The game takes place in a world full of:

  • Chickens (yes, you can actually beat them up)
  • Hidden caves and towns
  • Magic spells and gear
  • Sarcastic NPCs and cheesy jokes

The visuals are classic 90s — simple 2D pixel art with static backdrops — but it still works, especially if you’re into retro aesthetics.


🧩 Playable mods and bonus content

One reason Dink Smallwood still has an active community is how easy it is to mod. The game supports:

  • D-Mods — user-made adventures and campaigns
  • Fan expansions and visual updates
  • Online databases with thousands of extra adventures

So you can play far more than just the main story, and the replay value is huge.


💻 Availability and versions

Dink Smallwood is:

Easy to install and play via Dink Smallwood HD (the updated version)

Free (freeware since 1999)

Available for Windows, Linux, Mac, and mobile devices

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Martin Jørgensen

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Reviewer’s rating with pros and cons, and user ratings

★★★★★

Dink Smallwood is one of the most charming and quirky RPGs from the ’90s. It combines classic gameplay with sarcastic humor and plenty of expansion options.


✅ Pros

✔️ Free and easy to access
✔️ Classic RPG with real-time combat and magic
✔️ Plenty of humor and self-deprecating jokes
✔️ Ability to install extra adventures
✔️ Works on modern systems

❌ Cons

❌ Graphics are simple and a bit dated
❌ Not for those who want a serious or dramatic RPG
❌ Some jokes and characters are pretty kitschy

User Rating

★★★★★